8:11: Rand won in Kentucky. Didn’t know curb stompers had such a wide supporting. Will someone wrap soft on crime around his neck in the next election please?
8:09: CNN calls Delaware for Chris Coons with 0% of the votes reporting, and 0 votes counted. No shit. The rest of America called it the moment O’Donnell said “anti-masturbation.” A giant hole in the hull of the ridiculous, mockery of America tea party ship.
8:00: Final polls close in the east. Fox News calls 2012 election for its anchor on payroll: Sarah Palin.
7:55: No, seriously. How much influence can any one Congressman expect to yield? I’m optimistic now – two year from now, the country will still suck. And then everyone will blame the Republicans, and the tea party idiots won’t have anything to shoot with guns in their commercials but pictures of themselves.
7:39: You really wanna take my advice? I mean look at me. I get up in the morning and think this looks good. I look like a SKELETOR!
7:35: James Carville, one of my political heroes, is on CNN right now. He is talking about exit polls. All I hear is SNL’S two good skits in the last five years. “You ain’t taaaalllll midget! You just clevah!”
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